Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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