just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
this is an emotional support booty call
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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