oh god the rape fog is back!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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