she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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