sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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