I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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