ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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