You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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