Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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