Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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