do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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