I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Enjoy the penises
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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