She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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