I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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