Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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