The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
