What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The beer is more important than you right now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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