Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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