My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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