Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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