ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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