I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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