Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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