I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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