You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your cock deserves a montage
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
