I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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