i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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