He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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