I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
what the fuck happened to the tacos
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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