this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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