He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Two words: nipple clamps
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