you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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