i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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