is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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