Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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