no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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