Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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