This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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