and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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