Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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