its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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