Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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