Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's blow job season.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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