ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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