She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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