And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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