i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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