is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
this just has baby written all over it
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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