She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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