My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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